Fire Emblem: Heroes Review

screenshot_2017-02-26-23-29-49Developer: Intelligent Systems, Nintendo EPD
Publisher: Nintendo
Played on: Android
Release Date: February 2, 2017
Paid: $0 (Free to play)

Fire Emblem is a series that has seen many instalments over the years, yet I feel that it’s still one that flies under the radar for most people.  Certainly up until the point where I played Fire Emblem: Heroes, I always knew it as, “That fantasy turn-based tactics game that most of the sword-wielders in Smash Bros. came from”.  It intrigued me, but never enough to warrant going out and buying a game.  This probably wasn’t helped by the fact that many of the titles in the series have become highly sought-after commodities in recent years.  Regardless, its release as a free-to-play mobile game signalled an easy (and cheap) way for me to give the series a shot. Continue reading

So Many Me Review

260530_20170124204728_1Developer: Extend Studio
Publisher: ORiGO GAMES
Played on: PC
Release Date: July 17, 2014
Time Played (Steam): 8.5 hours
Played With: Steam Controller
Paid: $8.49

Appearances can be deceiving, and this is certainly the case with So Many Me.  Despite its cartoonish appearance and cast of cute and cuddly characters, what lies beneath the surface is a truly difficult, occasionally maddening puzzle-platformer.  As an adorable green jelly blob named Filo, you suddenly find yourself in a world requiring saving; you know how these things go.  Luckily, he quickly comes across a small green egg that hatches into a duplicate of him.  Discovering that the clone mimics his every move, Filo sets out on his journey, discovering new clones (the “Me”), interesting powers, and an assortment of enemies along the way. Continue reading

I’m Not Dead

282140_20160916134549_1I mean, the title really says it all, right?  But seriously, I know that it’s been a while since I last posted.  If you follow me on Twitter (@Olivigarden, for those of you that don’t know…hooray, self-promotion!), you may have seen my tweets about how everything basically went to hell and back.  Well, at this point in my prolific (HA) games journalism career, I feel that it’s probably in my best interests to keep my personal and professional (HAHAHA) lives separate for the most part.  Unfortunately, certain events have a way of making it so that focusing on anything (including being a functional human being) is extremely difficult.  I’ll avoid going into the gory details, but since February 11, I’ve been dealing with some…ahem…distressing personal circumstances.  Don’t worry, nobody died.  But, well, something did. Continue reading

Alice: Madness Returns Review

splashDeveloper: Spicy Horse Games
Publisher: Electronic Arts
Played on: PC
Release Date: June 14, 2011
Time Played (Steam): 17.4 hours
Played With: Steam Controller
Paid: $6.50

Alice: Madness Returns is a game that attempts to convey the realities of a descent into madness to the player, and in that regard, it is an unequivocal success.  Unfortunately, that’s because it is one of the most maddening games that I’ve played recently.  It’s a game that feels like it had so much effort poured into certain aspects, while others were left to waste away in irrelevance.  And unfortunately, most of the latter were the elements that would make it a compelling and enjoyable game. Continue reading